The most disappointing news of the week is that the Marilyn Monroe sex tape film will not be released to the public. If you don’t know, Marilyn is apparently shown blowing a guy in the 50s (the decade – the guy’s age is unknown). Apparently you can’t see his face but back in the day, J. Edgar Hoover was trying to prove that it was JFK. I imagine that FBI agents would say “the Director is trying to prove it’s JFK” as a code message that meant “Hoover’s wearing a dress and spanking it to the Marilyn video in the evidence locker.”
Anyway. We may never get to see the video, and it may not even be JFK, but what’s the harm in getting some potential JFK porn titles out there, just in case, as we did once with porn titles of Beatles songs.
Due to some concerns about the SFWicity of this post, I’ve moved the top ten list after the jump. No pictures, just some filthy, filthy words.
10. Jackie! O you weren’t supposed to be home yet.
9. Profiles in Whorage
8. Cumalot
7. Ich Bin Ein Ball-licker
6. Ask Not Who You Can Do With Your Cunty
5. DP-109 (or if you prefer, PT-69)
4. The Pube ‘n’ Asshole Crisis
3. The Day of Big Fellation (as opposed to the Bay of Pigs Invasion. I know, it’s a stretch).
2. Now Both My Heads Are Blown
1. Texas Cum Depository
Number 2 is terrible, I know.
Readers are encouraged to leave additional suggestions in the comments.
April 16, 2008 at 10:21 am |
1. The Presidential (Wet) Seal
2. Finger on the Red Button
3. LBJ: Teh Side Hatch Edition
4. They See Me Rollin’, They Hatin’
5. LBJ: Libidinous Ball Juego
6. Pardon me, are you Catho-lick?
April 16, 2008 at 11:54 am |
7. The Whore’n Cummision
8. Landing a Man on the Poon
9. Ho Chi Men at Work
10. MILF Hunter 5: Napalm in teh Jungle
April 24, 2008 at 8:58 pm |
Kennefuckport
JFKY
Norma Jean AKA Marilyn Monroe putting her lips around the shaft of John Fitzgerald Kennedy’s Penis