i will only ask you this one time…

…to visit espn.com, which i generally hate.

go there. click on the page (as opposed to say your search bar)

enter the contra code with your keyboard. no i’m not going to remind you what it is.

after you do so keep hitting any key.

feel as though you are part of something.

go on with your life.

UPDATE: It’s over. Here’s what you missed. Never go to ESPN.com again.