i swear to god

that two things are going to happen.

1. i am going to start having fun, and not working on Saturday nights, which is what I am doing now.

2. that i am going to update this blog, and such updates will have more, uh, gravitas, than my recent posts about marilyn monroe porn, women pooing semen, and shitting dick nipples. Cubs posts especially are in the works.


4 Responses to “i swear to god”

  1. Kayleigh Says:

    1. Working on Saturdays should be against the law.

    2. Either way keep the posts coming — and what about White Sox posts? You know, my favorite team? (ducks underneath the table)

  2. Anonymous Says:

    You got to have a LITTLE fun partying with Guzan and being my chauffeur

  3. Matt Says:

    Come on- you put in an appearance w/ the photog gear. I was hoping to give you reasons to take some shots, but I let you down. But it was good to get you out and I will be glad to encourag any and all bad behavior in your future.

  4. Jeannie Says:

    I take back my last comment. I know recall the women poo semen marquis and that is definitely the best. I almost peed myself at work… and not on purpose

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