until a georgian wrestles a russian…

…this will be the best thing I’ve seen watching the Olympics:

A couple of other points on the Olympics.

  • Why do the gymnastics announcers always act shocked when somebody steps out of bounds or falls off the bar? Every time I watch these things 95% of the contestants fuck up. Same with figure skating. But the announcers always act like the gymnast just invented cold fusion out there.
  • Why can’t Fred Roggin look into the camera? I’ve only seen him on Universal HD and USA but he is always looking slightly to the left of the camera, which is admittedly in a weird angle. It’s like he’s talking to somebody in the kitchen. Another question: who is Fred Roggin?

I will probably continue to update this.

  • So it turns out that a Georgian and a Russian were on the podium together in maybe a shooting competition and they HUGGED. Fuck that. This is all backwards. The countries are supposed to be chill and you are supposed to rock their faces in sporting events. See e.g. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_In_The_Water_match
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3 Responses to “until a georgian wrestles a russian…”

  1. Jessica Says:

    I like the scene in the grocery store. Who doesn’t want to do that sometimes?

  2. Dan Mega Says:

    Ha- a comedic way to turn something interesting in world events. Did that make sense? Do I ever?

  3. Jenn Says:

    That’s one of my favorite commercials. I like when he rams his shopping cart into the other guy.

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