lessons from vegas

photos temporarily crappy. i will fix them later, until them check out my flickr.

  • If you get a girl hooked on gambling enough, she will forget about wanting to go to clubs, and instead find herself plopping down $25 hard way bets routinely.
  • Northwestern is not a “mortal lock” to cover an 8-point spread over Indiana, and the $50 bet I put on them to do so was not, as it turned out, “easy money.”
  • You can hit two 4-of-a-kinds and still not make money playing holdem.

  • As my companion and I leave a hold em game, we are stopped by those still at the table to settle a side bet which is how do we know each other? Loser postulates that we “just met.” Girl believes this means that he thinks she is a hooker; I believe this means he thinks I managed to get a girl to leave with me by cracking jokes at a poker table.
  • Knockoff casino names for my Las Vegas-themed Las Vegas casino: Smellagio, Skeezer’s Palace, Mandalay Gay, Suxor, Lamingo, Slopicana, MGM Crappy.

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3 Responses to “lessons from vegas”

  1. ANG* Says:

    amazing fountain pic!

    too bad i was too hungover to process that was actually you on my flight. then again, what would i have said, “ughhh hey pete. i’m super hungover but there’s a middle seat here if you wanna ditch the girl you’re with and sit down.” and really, that wasn’t going to happen and i doubt i would have been much fun sitting next to in my post-vegas state.

  2. d Says:

    veeegasss. it’s been too long.

  3. Dan Mega Says:

    I miss Vegas and its only been 2 months.

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