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top 10 jfk-marilyn monroe porn titles

April 15, 2008

The most disappointing news of the week is that the Marilyn Monroe sex tape film will not be released to the public. If you don’t know, Marilyn is apparently shown blowing a guy in the 50s (the decade – the guy’s age is unknown). Apparently you can’t see his face but back in the day, J. Edgar Hoover was trying to prove that it was JFK. I imagine that FBI agents would say “the Director is trying to prove it’s JFK” as a code message that meant “Hoover’s wearing a dress and spanking it to the Marilyn video in the evidence locker.”

Anyway. We may never get to see the video, and it may not even be JFK, but what’s the harm in getting some potential JFK porn titles out there, just in case, as we did once with porn titles of Beatles songs.

Due to some concerns about the SFWicity of this post, I’ve moved the top ten list after the jump. No pictures, just some filthy, filthy words.