Archive for the ‘vulgarity’ Category

bridge to nowhere

July 29, 2008

In case you don’t know, Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Mesopotamia) is the man behind the famous “Series of Tubes” speech about the Internets (although he did not create the term Internets, as Bush did, or the Internet itself, as Gore did).

Refresh your memory:


Ted is getting indicted today.

I like to think of him in prison, using the same lines he uses in his speech, with new meaning.

“It’s not something you just dump something on… It’s a series of tubes…If you don’t understand those tubes can be filled – it’s going to be delayed by anyone who puts into that tube enormous amounts of material.”

I’m not mature.

(By tubes I meant his colon)


top 10 jfk-marilyn monroe porn titles

April 15, 2008

The most disappointing news of the week is that the Marilyn Monroe sex tape film will not be released to the public. If you don’t know, Marilyn is apparently shown blowing a guy in the 50s (the decade – the guy’s age is unknown). Apparently you can’t see his face but back in the day, J. Edgar Hoover was trying to prove that it was JFK. I imagine that FBI agents would say “the Director is trying to prove it’s JFK” as a code message that meant “Hoover’s wearing a dress and spanking it to the Marilyn video in the evidence locker.”

Anyway. We may never get to see the video, and it may not even be JFK, but what’s the harm in getting some potential JFK porn titles out there, just in case, as we did once with porn titles of Beatles songs.

Due to some concerns about the SFWicity of this post, I’ve moved the top ten list after the jump. No pictures, just some filthy, filthy words.